October 17, 2002 - 12.51 am
Things Emily Does Not Understand
1. Why the sink is clogged.
2. Speaking of clogggs, why they don't make them in her freakish shoe size.
3. Speaking of shoes, why the perfect shoe tauntes her and then she is unable to fit her freakish feet into the taunting perfect shoe.
4. Why tatoos have to be so forever.
5. Why one vet can charge $550 for a proceedure that another vet charges $120 for, even thought the $120 vet has more comprehensive care.
6.Why in the name of all that is holy my mother would get us those damn walkie-talkie phone things.
7. Oriental-flavored ramen.
8. Why some people get off on tearing other people down.
9. Why some people are such irrepressable wimps. Wusses, even.
10. Why said wimps can't tell you that they're cancelling your road trip until two weeks before you're scheduled to leave.
11. Why you sort of mourn the trip even though you never got to go on it.
12. The hot-and-cold-ness of my football team.
13. statistics
14. Why people can't read e-mails and understand them, even though they're in plain English.
15. Why the wuss can't talk to you after he breaks "the news"
16. Why no boys want to kiss me.
17. Why Riley has to live on the other side of the country from me.
18. Engines. Cars, even.
19. Why I have to go to classes that make me want to explode.
20. Why I cannot seem to think before I open my big mouth.
21. Why the formerly beloved dinner in a box, Homestyle Bakes make my roommate deathly ill.
22. How anyone who interviews me allows me to do anything because I turn into a big blubbering drooling mess.
23. Why L is so good to me.
24. Why I'm so addicted to The Sims.
25. Why ANYONE reads this. (Hi, Jessie)
26. Why pizza is not a food group. It has three of those other ones, four if you order right!
That's all I can think of right now. This is a pointless entry brought to you by the letter M and the number 15.
